Crib, Max's room, 7:40am
Max: "Mommy?"
Me, from the bathroom: "What Max."
Max: "I took my jammers off."
Me: "Why did you do that? That's a No-No."
Max: "I took my diaper off."
Me, running down the hall: "WHAT!"
Max, sitting in his bed: "You need to clean this up." *
Freezer, Kitchen, 8:15am
Max: "I want my ice cream."
Me, getting a frozen meal out for lunch: "You can't have ice cream for breakfast."
Max: "MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "You will get breakfast at school."
Max: "IIIIICCCCEEEE CCCCREEEEAAAAMMMMMMM."
Me: "Here. Have a cookie."
Couch, Living Room, 8:30am
Me: "Let's put your jacket on."
Max: "NO!"
Me: "It's cold outside."
Max: "NOOOO!!!"
Me: "Come on, please? Okay, now this arm. Thank you."
Max: "No ziiiiippppp!!
Me: "Whatever. Let's go."
Carseat, Car, 8:32am
Me: "Sit in your seat."
Max: "I DON"T WANT TO WEAR A JACKET!!!!"
Me: "Fine. Take it off and put your arms through the straps."
Max: "I DON'T WANT A BLANKET ON ME!!!"
Me: "Okay."
Carseat, Car, 8:33am
Max: "I'M COLD! I'M COOOOLLLLDDDDD!!!!! I'M CCCCCCOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!
Me, now driving: "Use the blanket then."
Carseat, Car, 8:35am
Max: "I want something."
Me: "Here's your milk. Here's your crackers & goldfish."
Carseat, Car, 8:45am
Max: "I want goldfish."
Me, looking back at the bag he's holding: "There's goldfish in the bag."
Max: "They're under the crackers."
Me, reaching back to shake the bag: "There."
Two year olds are AWESOME!!!
Good luck with Max at school today, Miss Coco.
* The diaper was just wet. But I will need to wash his sheet and mattress pad when we get home.
* The diaper was just wet. But I will need to wash his sheet and mattress pad when we get home.
